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Political – Correct Politically- Incorrect Witticisms

Last updated on August 3, 2020

Politically incorrectness can be good politics for some. “Politically incorrectness” doesn’t need to be what you say. But what politicians don’t say or do during a particular occasion. Not avoiding language or behavior that could offend a particular group of people has the potential to be politically incorrect. The axiom politically incorrect has progressed from intellect to idiocy.

Belleair News thinks politically incorrect is also what isn’t said. Here are a few politically correct and politically incorrect one-liners.

Feel free to add your own!

  • It would be nice to spend millions on roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
  • Politicians say they’re beefing up our economy.  Most don’t know beef from pork.
  • We have the best government that money can buy. – Mark Twain
  • In politics, absurdity is not a handicap
  • I usually accept bribes from both sides so that tainted money can never influence my decision.
  • The way my luck is going, if I was a politician, I would be honest.
  • An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
  • “I don’t want to be rude but, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. Farage English MEP
  • “When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.” Nixon  
  • “You’ve misunderestimated me for years” – Bushisms
  • “Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” Marion Barry
  • This is an impressive crowd: the haves, and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite, I call you my base.” George W. Bush
  • When a gangster says a family is a terrific family, they mean there made men
  • When a politician says a family is a terrific family, they mean they contributed to his campaign and voted for them
  • When a politician says the last thing, the town wants and is for the land to one day be developed. Condo and retail shopping is around the corner

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